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[After being thoroughly "scolded" by Claude, Sylvain is going to reach out with his tail between his legs.]

Hey.
This is Claudia right? Real sassy girl from the network?
Uh, my name is Sylvain and I was kind of a jerk to you the other night.
And by kind of I mean a lot?
I was really surprised, I didn't expect a kid to be on there. My fault really, but... I just sorta. Panicked. And then kept panicking.

Anyway I apologize and if you ever want to punch me in the nose, I'll give you one free go.

[The first thing to arrive is a photo of one of the many secret cards Jaskier has gotten today. And then a text.]

I remember what is like to be that age, young lady. And the drinking restrictions in this realm are a little too constricting anyway.

This is not a conversation Shinobu wants to have. But it's a necessary one, and drawing it out certainly isn't going to make it easier, so he bites the metaphorical bullet and knocks on Claudia's door. "Claudia? Do you have some time to talk?"

[ He'd wanted to do this by text, but it felt like a bit of a cop-out. Video, however, just seemed too much at the time, even if Jaskier did tell him his feelings might be received favorably.

Voice seems like a happy medium, at least for this. ]

Hey Claudia!

The Riolu you gave me is doing awesome! I called him Banana Kick. It's kind of a cross between this candy back where I'm from and where I've seen him excelling... Eevee's doing well, too! I gave her to Bakugou and man... He's never gonna admit it, but I think he really likes her. He's even putting ribbons on her which, believe me, I never expected anything like that!

ANYWAY! We're on Island One of Sevii and I was wondering if there was any kinda souvenir you might want?

Hello, Claudia? I hope I am not interrupting you. I have just heard about a formal event that happens every year, here in Johto. However, I am afraid that not only do I not have proper attire for such an event, I am unsure of what would be appropriate here.

[You know. In this land. And also era. That isn't medieval fantasy europe.]

I was hoping I could seek your advice. I will pay you for the consultation, of course.

claudia do you want these i got them for free but i cant wear them

Claudia, holy crap! I just saw your message on the network...

Are you okay?

....

I'm sorry I couldn't be there for you when it counted.

[ Granted, if she'd called him specifically he would have tried to be there within his limitations of a trainer. He still feels pretty useless for not checking the network that particular day. ]

[The whole beach and auction thing was too much peopleing for this part-time hermit so after everything was said and done, Sasha went right back to tucking herself into the solitude of her bedroom. She doesn't expect to be bothered there, what with Shiro, Lance, and Pidge being wherever they are that's not at home and Jean being with whoever that lady that won him. Or so she guesses on Jean. Sasha doesn't ask questions she won't like the answer to anymore.

But there's a knock at the door, sending some of the more curious cats skittering towards it and behind it is Claudia. Sasha's already wide eyes widen even more at the surprise visitor and she's too polite to send Claudia packing the opposite way, so she waves the other girl in.]

Um... what are you doing here?

[Visiting, duh. That should be obvious, but Sasha hasn't had a visitor in a couple months. The idea of it happening again eludes her.]

[The box the Pidgey drops for Claudia is curious, to say the least - square. Not very wide, but definitely tall. Inside there's a bracelet... huh. A rather simple one for Jaskier's standards, isn't it? Ah, but there's more! If Claudia pays attention, she'll notice that the base where the bracelet rests has a little ribbon loop attached to it, and if she pulls, she can remove said base to discover the treasure hidden under it: tons and tons of charms so she can customize the bracelet to her taste!

And with the box there's a card, of course, with Jaskier's elegant penmanship in gold ink on the back.]

Congratulations on another trip around the sun!
Happy birthday, my lady.
🏵 Jaskier

Some time after the Hot Or Not debacle

Text | Afternoon of the 14th

Backdated to 15 February. CW:potential discussion of sexual abuse, slavery, noncon body modification

feb 15th; voice

voice; backdated to 4/6

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voice; a day or so after the licorice incident

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