I mean, according to Steve Palchuk they are? And I guess he should know, because he's some kind of cow expert. They're his favorite kind of Pokemon.
At least that's what Thace said and he should probably know, because he sort of adopted Steve? He does that with people. Anyway, that's why Thace and his boyfriend gave Steve P a super powerful Wailmer egg for winning the Championship, because whales are sort of like water cows. That's why their babies are called calves.
Maybe his pokemon had an egg contest. Cam Geary and Arare do that sometimes. They make eggs with as many pokemon as they can to see who'll have the most shiny babies. Maybe Steve's pokemon had a cow egg contest.
[ Another reason to be glad right now this isn't video is Kirishima's face is burning with how hard he's blushing right now. And she just says it like it's no big deal! Like it's just like that. ]
[Look, it's not like they're probably having sex, right? The old daycare couple says that making eggs is a mysterious and mystical process and it doesn't really involve sex and Claudia has no reason not to believe them. She's not very good at biology but even she knows there's no way a skitty and a wailord could Do It given their difference in size.]
His dad's Cam Geary! His mom's Ylnok, who's Thace's Lucario. She's only got one arm, but she's very tough.
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At least that's what Thace said and he should probably know, because he sort of adopted Steve? He does that with people. Anyway, that's why Thace and his boyfriend gave Steve P a super powerful Wailmer egg for winning the Championship, because whales are sort of like water cows. That's why their babies are called calves.
Maybe his pokemon had an egg contest. Cam Geary and Arare do that sometimes. They make eggs with as many pokemon as they can to see who'll have the most shiny babies. Maybe Steve's pokemon had a cow egg contest.
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[ Another reason to be glad right now this isn't video is Kirishima's face is burning with how hard he's blushing right now. And she just says it like it's no big deal! Like it's just like that. ]
Is 'Nana's parents either of those?
[ Because he's shiny. ]
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His dad's Cam Geary! His mom's Ylnok, who's Thace's Lucario. She's only got one arm, but she's very tough.